“SophieisgoodatschoolandMum'sthrilled.Jessicahasherboyfriendand,anyway,she’sJessica.Me?Idunno.Avoid.Isuck.”They’reallnuts.Herparents,whowanttosendherofftoboardingschool.Hernewteacher,whoexpectshertoreadimpossiblyoldbooks.Her...